关于英语的一些问题？

我的钥匙在梳妆台上吗？没有。
灯在床边上吗？是的，在床边。
床底下有一个排球和一个棒球。
我们放学后去打篮球吧。
你们学校有运动俱乐部吗？
My keys on the dresser in it? No.
In the bedside lamp on it? Yes, at the bedside.
There is a bed of a volleyball and baseball.
We play basketball right after school.
School sports club you have it?

我叫我妈妈的兄弟为舅舅。
让我们去踢球吧。
汤姆喜欢薯条，不喜欢汉堡包。
他们喜欢草莓吗？是的，他们喜欢。
I called my mother's brother as uncle.
Let's go play it.
Tom likes French fries, hamburgers do not like.
They like strawberries it? Yes, they like.

My keys on the dresser in it? No.
In the bedside lamp on it? Yes, at the bedside.
There is a bed of a volleyball and baseball.
We play basketball right after school.
School sports club you have it?

My keys on the dresser in it? No.
In the bedside lamp on it? Yes, at the bedside.
There is a bed of a volleyball and baseball.
We play basketball right after school.
School sports club you have it?

To be translated into English over, I would like to thank ~ ~

Is my key on the dresser? No，it isn't.
There is a volleyball and a baseball under the bed.
Let's play basketball after school.
Does your school have sports club?

My keys on the dresser in it? No.
In the bedside lamp on it? Yes, at the bedside.
There is a bed of a volleyball and baseball.
We play basketball right after school.
School sports club you have it?

Are my keys on the dresser? No.
Is the lamp beside the bed? Yes, it is.
There is a volleyball and a baseball under the bed.
Let's play basketball right after school!
Is there a Sports club in your school?