请用英语翻译一下这一小段话！3Q!

我有一只宠物，它是一只黑色的拉布拉多犬。我给它起了个名字叫“猴子”!与众不同的是，它是一只电子宠物！
I have a pet. It's a Labrador Retriever. I named it "monkey". The thing is, it's not a biological pet; it's an electronic pet.

和其他宠物比起来，他显然要乖得多，它不会在我需要安静的时候乱吠。我只要每隔24小时喂它一次水，并且喂它一次食物就可以了。与此同时，我还可以抛飞碟让他玩，如果它用嘴接住了，电脑系统会奖励它三根骨头，而我这个主人就拿这些骨头去电子商店换取狗食！
Compare with other pets, Monkey is a lot easier to manage - at least it wouldn't bark at will. I only have to feed it water and food every 24 hours. It plays fletch with me. upon completion, the electronic system will automatically award Monkey with 3 bones. With the electronic bones i can go to the specific shops to exchagne for dog food.

与真宠物比起来，这样既实现了我养宠物的愿望，又省时省力，而且也很卫生。现在的网络模拟技术很发达，电子宠物狗和真看狗看起来几乎完全一样。一样的可爱活泼，一样的讨人喜欢！
当我不开心的时候，我经常去看我的狗狗，逗它玩，用鼠标点击它身体的各个部位，它会做出各种不同的动作。然后傻傻的看着我，不时的向我撒娇，每当这时，我的心情就会好很多了，感谢我的“猴子”！
Compare to biological pets; Moneky can fulfill my desires for a pet which requires minimal efforts from myself. With today's technology, it is hard to tell the difference between biological and electronic pets.
I go to my dog when I am sad. Every part of the dog is click-able - each click would give you a different response, followed by a charming look. It certainly brighten up my mood while i'm said. I have to thank "Monkey" for this

养了它已经有一年了，发现已经完全离不开它了，每天都会不自觉的去看它很多次。我发誓，我一定会永远宠爱它的！
It has been a year. I found out that I can't live without it.
It has been my daily routine to pet "Monkey".
And i swear, nothing can replace "Moneky"'s spot in my heart.