成心找人给想几个关于史努比的笑话~！

又来了！
滚开，你们这群笨鸟！ 嘘嘘！
史努比，快来帮个忙......
那些鸟正在糟蹋我的花园！
我想让你站在这儿，把它们吓跑......
不管你用什么办法......只要吓跑就行！
嘘笑话很难找 语录行么？薄荷·派蒂：（对老师）：为什么我知道答案时，你总不叫我回答，我不会答时，你却偏偏叫我答？
　　Why is it you never callon me when I know the answer ,but you always call on me when I don\'t?
　　莱纳斯：预言家在自己的国家及家庭里总是不受尊重。
　　A prophet is not without honor except in his own country and in his own house.
　　查理·布朗：生活的秘密就是拥有一辆车子和一座湖……如果阳光普照，我就可以开车去兜风，如果天下雨，那也用不着伤心，我可以说“没关系，雨水会注满我的糊！”如果湖干了，我还可以说：“不要紧，这天气正适合开车兜风…”
　　The secret of living is to own a convertible and a lake……If the sun is shining, you can ride around in your convertible and be happy……If it starts to rain,it won\'t spoil your day because you can just say,"Oh\'well\'the rain will fill up my lake!"If your lake id drying up, you can say,"Oh,well,this is nice weather for riding in a convertible…"
　　薄荷·派蒂：人生好比手镯……手镯上面镶着珠宝，就仿佛不时发生在我们生活里的闪光时刻……”
　　Life is like a bracelet……it has little jewels around it which are like the little bright moments that come along in our lives every now and then…
　　史努比：笑对人有益，只要不出人命就好。
　　Laughing is good for you if you don\'t kill yourself.
　　莱纳斯：人生的秘密就在于要走对房间！
　　The secret of life is to be in the right room！
　　查理·布朗：伟大的真理比我想象的还简单。
　　Great truths are even more simple than I thought they were…
　　史努比：有时候当狗还真难……
　　Sometimes it\'s very diffcule being a dog…
　　史努比：我大概永远也遇不到任何合理的问题。
　　I didn\'t think I wad ever going to get a sensible question.
　　查理·布朗：我的身体和头脑都看对方不顺眼！
　　My mind and my body hate each other!
　　露茜：如何过日子是一件非常重要的事……
　　How you spend your time is very important…
　　查理·布朗：（指史努比）这狗唯一会被称赞的时候就是它什么也不做的时候！
　　The only time a dog gets complimented is when he dosen\'t do anything!
　　史努比：眼睛会欺骗人，双腿会累死人，但胃却专给人找麻烦！
　　Eyes decetive and legs fail, but it\'s the stomach that gets you in trouble!
　　史努比：实在不值得 去听那种贬低我价值的话！
　　It\'s not worth it to know you\'re not worth it!
　　史努比：别难过……世界上有许多人还不知道他们到底是谁或什么。
　　Don\'t feel bad……there are a lot of people in this world who don\'t know who they are or what they are.
　　玛茜：暗流又卷走了一个读书人。
　　Another scholar causht in the undertow.
　　史努比：有些玩笑的代价比较昂贵……
　　Some laughts are woryj more than other…
　　史努比：当狗就是这点不好，别人什么事都不告诉你……
　　That\'s the only trouble with being a dog…they never tell you anything…
　　史努比：生命的秘密就在于远观最佳。
　　The secret of life is to look good at a distance.
　　史努比：如果我现在离开，就拿不到养老金了！
　　If I were to leave now， I\'d lose all mu pension benefits!
　　史努比：在工作中追求乐趣是好事，但太快乐了会带来危险……
　　It\'s good to enjoy your work, but it\'s dangerous to enjoy it too much…
　　转自宝贝儿红mo的空间
　　史努比：笑对人有益，只要不出人命就好。
　　Laughing is good for you if you don't kill yourself.史努比：有时候当狗还真难……
　　Sometimes it's very diffcule being a dog…
　　史努比：我大概永远也遇不到任何合理的问题。
　　I didn't think I wad ever going to get a sensible question.
　　查理·布朗：（指史努比）这狗唯一会被称赞的时候就是它什么也不做的时候！
　　The only time a dog gets complimented is when he dosen't do anything!
　　史努比：眼睛会欺骗人，双腿会累死人，但胃却专给人找麻烦！
　　Eyes decetive and legs fail, but it's the stomach that gets you in trouble!
　　史努比：实在不值得去听那种贬低我价值的话！
　　It's not worth it to know you\'re not worth it!
　　史努比：别难过……世界上有许多人还不知道他们到底是谁或什么。
　　Don't feel bad……there are a lot of people in this world who don\'t know who they are or what they are.
　　史努比：有些玩笑的代价比较昂贵……
　　Some laughts are woryj more than other…
　　史努比：当狗就是这点不好，别人什么事都不告诉你……
　　That's the only trouble with being a dog…they never tell you anything…
　　史努比：生命的秘密就在于远观最佳。
　　The secret of life is to look good at a distance.
　　史努比：如果我现在离开，就拿不到养老金了！
　　If I were to leave now， I'd lose all mu pension benefit
　　史努比：幸福是一只温暖的小狗