小学水平的简短英语小笑话

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".

.A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'

这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”

2.Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?

Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红？

弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架？

妈妈：你做的对，谁和谁在打架。

弗雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。

有位有老师很愤怒，旁边的人问她怎么啦，她说我从没看过这么遭的英语作文，他是这样写的。 故事的内容是公主和王子的对话 王子说"Can you speak chinaese?"公主说：“yes",然后后面的都是中文

英语课上，老师让学生翻译句子：你是布朗吗？不，我是格林。甲："Are you Brown?" "NO,I'm Green."老师又让乙回答，翻译回去，乙刚才在睡觉，答："你是棕色吗?" "不，我是绿色。"

good good stady day day up好好学习天天向上

HOW ARE YOU. 怎么是你。 HOW OLD ARE YOU. 怎么老是你。