谁能说一个简单很短的英语故事，不要长的和难的，有翻译，5年级水平很着急

A fox and a goat
An unlucky fox fell into a well, It was quite deep, so he could not get out by himself. 
A goat came. He asked the fox:”what are you doing? The fox said : "There will be no water, so I jumped down to get some water. Why don’t you jump down, too?" 
The goat jumped into the well. 
But the fox jumped on the goat’s back and out of the well. "Good-bye, friend," said the fox. "Remember next time don’t trust the advice of a man in difficul ties." 
Thank you!
狐狸和山羊
一只不走运的狐狸，失足掉到了井里。井很深，他无法跳出来。 
一只山羊经过这里，便问狐狸在井下做什么。狐狸说：“哦，你没有听说吗？这里将要大旱，因此我跳进来取水，为什么你不下来一起喝呢？” 
山羊相信了狐狸的话，就真的跳进井里。狐狸立即跳上山羊的背，又一跳，跳上了井沿。 
“再见，朋友，”狐狸说，“记住，不要相信一个身陷麻烦的人的建议。” 

A Cap or a Cat
Mr smith is near-sighted(近视).One day he is walking in the street.A strong wind (强风) blows(吹)his cap off his head.Mr Smith begins to run after it.An old woman speaks to him from a window nearby.
“Hey!What are you doing?”
“Running after my cap!”
“Your cap?That's our black cat you are after.”中文：史密斯先生是一个近视眼。一天他在街上走。一阵强风吹下了他的帽子。史密斯先生开始去追帽子。透过旁边的窗子，一个老妇人对他说：“嘿，你在干什么？”“追我的帽子！”“你的帽子，你追的是我的黑猫。

poor child 我决定帮你呐。
下面是一个笑话：中英对照吧。
（不知道初一的是不是还有很多生词）
Blank Paper 
Daniel:What do you think of the test,Mike?
Mike:Too difficult .I only wrote down my name before I handed it in.How about you?
Daniel:The same to you.I wrote nothing but my name.
Mlke:Oh dear!The teacher would think I copied yours.
Daniel:NO,he wouldn't .Because we don't have the same name.
白卷
丹尼尔：迈克，你觉得这次考试怎么样？
迈克：太难了，我只写了名字就交了，你呢？
丹尼尔：跟你一样，我也只写了我的名字。
迈克：哎呀！老师一定会认为我抄了你的卷子。
丹尼尔：不会的。因为我们名字不同啊。