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In July 11, 2012, Steve Nash joined the LAKERS. Nash has been hailed as the greatest point guard of the surface of the earth, and of course now is also very good. He is one of the greatest point guard in NBA history, he is on the pitch master.
In August 10, 2012, Dwight Howard joined the LAKERS. Howard in 2004 to enter the NBA to show champion identity. He has amazing physical quality, superior jumping, infinite power, and more than a wingspan and gas explosion of ordinary people like the explosive force. He's the best center in the NBA, a monster he is on the pitch.
Nash and Howard come to provide the powerful support for the LAKERS team championship. With Kobe, Howard, Nash, Gasol four big star the Lakers is undoubtedly let opponents feared team. Thus, they became the enemy of NBA, and let the "BEAT LA " sounded again.
But the start of the new season, LAKERS is not playing. Their three-game losing streak record, become a joke NBA. The November 10, 2012 LAKERS coach Brown also therefore unemployment. This also allows fans to miss Phil coach ( he is the greatest NBA coach one ). However, LAKERS ultimately choose Anthony as a coach.
The arrival of a new coach and not let the rise of LAKERS, now they only get 28 wins 30 of the negative record. Game left 24 field, if they will not get better grades, then they will be eliminated. Of course, the last 10 games they have achieved good results, they continue to strive for the qualification. Only they unite, can hope to win a championship.
Finally, I hope that they will be able to upgrade to PLAYOFF, and hope they can go farther!

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