爱因斯坦的一些有趣的生活小事？英文。

爱因斯坦逃学记

1895年春天，爱因斯坦已16岁了。根据德国当时的法律，男孩只有在17岁以前离开德国才可以不必回来服兵役。由于对军国主义深恶痛绝，加之独自一人呆在军营般的路易波尔德中学已忍无可忍，爱因斯坦没有同父母商量就私自决定离开德国，去意大利与父母团聚。

但是，半途退学，将来拿不到文凭怎么办呢？一向忠厚、单纯的爱因斯坦，情急之中竟想出一个自以为不错的点子。他请数学老师给他开了张证明，说他数学成绩优异，早达到大学水平。又从一个熟悉的医生那里弄来一张病假证明，说他神经衰弱，需要回家静养。爱因斯坦以为有这两个证明，就可逃出这厌恶的地方。

谁知，他还没提出申请，训导主任却把他叫了去，以他败坏班风，不守校纪的理由勒令退学。

爱因斯坦脸红了，不管什么原因，只要能离开这所中学，他都心甘情愿，也顾不得什么了。他只是为自己想出一个并未实施的狡猾的点子突然感到内疚，后来每提及此事，爱因斯坦都内疚不已。大概这种事情与他坦率、真诚的个性相去太远。

韦伯先生的慧眼

爱因斯坦十六岁时报考瑞士苏黎世的联邦工业大学工程系，可是入学考试却告以失败。看过他的数学和物理考卷的该校物理学家韦伯先生却慧眼识英才，称赞他：“你是个很聪明的孩子，爱因斯坦，一个非常聪明的孩子，但是你有一个很大的缺点：就是你不想表现自己。”

韦伯先生是讲对了，爱因斯坦在数学方面可以说是有“天才”，他在12岁到16岁时就已经自学学会了解析几何和微积分。而对于不想表现自己这个“缺点”，他也是“死不悔改”。他晚年写给朋友的信中说：“我年青时对生活的需要和期望是能在一个角落安静地做我的研究，公众人士不会对我完全注意，可是现在却不能了。”

著名的电影演员查理．卓别林在他的影片《城市之光》于好莱坞首映之日，邀请爱因斯坦夫妇去看。爱因斯坦和卓别林走出汽车时，许多人发现爱因斯坦来看戏，大家围拢欢呼，注意力都集中在他身上而不是卓别林。爱因斯坦不喜欢这样的场面，问卓别林：“这是什么意思？”卓别林马上安慰他：“这没有什么。”

Einstein’s Anecdotes
One day during a speaking tour, Albert
Einstein’s driver, who often sat at
the back of the hall during his lectures, remarked that he could probably
give the lecture himself, having heard it so many times. Sure enough, at the
next stop on the tour, Einstein and the driver switched places, with
Einstein sitting at the back in his driver’s uniform.
Having delivered a flawless lecture, the
driver was asked a difficult
question by a member of the audience. “Well, the answer to that question is
quite simple,” he casually replied. “I bet my driver, sitting up at the back
there, could answer it…”

IN
1931 Charlie Chaplin invited Albert Einstein, who was visiting Hollywood, to a
private screening of his new film City Lights. As the two men drove into town
together, passersby waved and cheered. Chaplin turned to his guest and
explained: "The people are applauding you because none of them understands
you and applauding me because everybody understands me."

IN
1898, young Albert Einstein applied for admission to the Munich Technical
Institute and was turned down. The young man, the Institute declared,
"showed no promise" as a student. By 1905, he had formulated his
special theory of relativity.

SIR
WILLIAM Rothenstein was in Berlin doing a portrait of Einstein. The
mathematician was always accompanied to the studio by a solemn, academic
looking individual who sat in a corner throughout the sittings. Einstein, not
wishing to waste any time, was putting forth certain tentative theories, to
which the silent companion replied only by an occasional nod or shake of the
head. When the work was concluded, Rothenstein, who was curious, asked Einstein
who his companion was.
"That's
my mathematician," said Einstein, "who examines problems which I put
before him and checks their validity. You see, I am not myself a good
mathematician . . ."

SHORTLY
after the publication of Einstein's general theory of relativity in 1915, the
Russian mathematician Alexander Friedmann was surprised to discover that
Einstein had failed to notice a remarkable prediction made by his equations:
that the universe is expanding. This prediction was later confirmed by
observations made by Edwin Hubble in the 1920s.
The
cause of Einstein's oversight? He had made a stupid error in his calculations:
He had divided by zero, which amounts to a big "sin" in mathematics.

"WHEN
I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a
sock," Einstein once recalled. "So I stopped wearing socks."

ONE OF
Einstein's colleagues asked him for his telephone number one day. Einstein
reached for a telephone directory and looked it up. "You don't remember
your own number?" the man asked, startled. "No," Einstein
answered. "Why should I memorize something I can so easily get from a
book?" In fact,
Einstein claimed never to memorize anything which could be looked up in less
than two minutes.

Einstein and an
assistant, having finished a paper, searched the office for a paper clip. They
finally found one, too badly bent for use. They looked for an implement to
straighten it, and after opening many more drawers came upon a whole box of
clips. Einstein at once shaped one into a tool to straighten the bent clip. His
assistant, puzzled, asked why he was doing this when there was a whole boxful
of usable clips. "Once I am set on a goal it becomes difficult to deflect
me," said Einstein.

Dr. Frank
Aydelotte, the then President of Swarthmore College, once, invited Einstein as
the guest of honor at a dinner.
When he was called upon to speak he said,
“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry but I’ve nothing to say.” The brief speech
didn’t go well with the guests. Noticing this he arose again and added, “In
case I do have something to say, I’ll come back.”
Six months later he wired Dr.Aydelotte, “Now
I‘ve something to say.” Dr. Aydelotte promptly gave another dinner at whichEinstein made his speech.

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