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回答1：

Today, I'm going to tell you a story, it is a story, as it is an advice better,,, uh ... ... Although this is a can speak in Chinese to understand the story, but I still says to everybody, you can exercise your ability of thinking. Uh ... ... One, armour says to second, you have a brief history of time do { Chinese },,, B said,,,, the very next day, armour says to second,,, you have a brief history of time do { Chinese },,, but B said,,, go away, even if I have time would not pick up shit! ,,,, these two sentences in Chinese sounds like, but if you use English to translate you'll see what I say,,, so a sentence is,,, you have a brief history of time do English } {,. ,, second sentences is,,, do you have time to pick up the excrement,,, the same Chinese question but have different answer in English, I think this is one of the foreigners learn Chinese not good reason, so, if someone ask you,,, do you have time to pick up the Chinese shit do { },,, then may he wants you to pick up the excrement, but more is that he wants to borrow a book,,, OK
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回答2：

Today, I'm going to tell you a story, it is a story, as it is an advice better,,, uh ... ... Although this is a can speak in Chinese to understand the story, but I still says to everybody, you can exercise your ability of thinking. Uh ... ... One, armour says to second, you have a brief history of time do { Chinese },,, B said,,,, the very next day, armour says to second,,, you have a brief history of time do { Chinese },,, but B said,,, go away, even if I have time would not pick up shit! ,,,, these two sentences in Chinese sounds like, but if you use English to translate you'll see what I say,,, so a sentence is,,, you have a brief history of time do English } {,. ,, second sentences is,,, do you have time to pick up the excrement,,, the same Chinese question but have different answer in English, I think this is one of the foreigners learn Chinese not good reason, so, if someone ask you,,, do you have time to pick up the Chinese shit do { },,, then may he wants you to pick up the excrement, but more is that he wants to borrow a book,,, OK

回答3：

Today, by me to tell you a story, a story, is more than a better advice,,,,,,, uh... Although this is a can only use Chinese speak to understand the story, but I still give you said once, can exercise your thinking ability. Uh...... One, a say to b, you have time to brief you {Chinese},,,,,,, b answered,,,,,,,, the second day, a and b say,,,,,,, you have time to brief you {Chinese},,,,,,, but b said,,,,,,, get the hell out of here, I am also won't have time to pick up shit! ,,,,,,,, the two sentences in Chinese sound are all the same, but if you use the English translation once you know what I said,,,,,,, so a sentence is,,,,,,, you have the time? {English}, brief. And, the second sentence is,,,,,,, you have time to pick up a shit,,,,,,, the same Chinese questions but have different English answer, I think this is bad foreigners to study Chinese for one thing, so, if someone asked you,,,,,,, you have time to pick up shit? {Chinese},,,,,,, so maybe he want to find you to pick up shit, but more is that he want to find you borrow this book,,,,,,, ok

回答4：

帅哥……你觉得你的问题是在问啥呢？你有时间捡屎吗？