甲：想健康，不要慌，瞎吃瞎喝身体伤。只有尊重科学讲营养，才能够身体结实硬邦邦。……（哨响）怎么回事儿？
【乙、丙纵队顺拐走上。】
乙：一二一，一二一
甲：这是发生什么事了？
乙：一、二。
合：一、二、三。
乙：嗯？哪来的“三”啊？
丙：三？（拍甲）在这呢。
甲：别把我算进去啊
丙：算上你也不奇怪，我认识你！
甲：认识我？
丙：（点点头）是的，你是土豆。
甲：土豆？
丙：肯定是土豆，你看这圆圆的……哦，脑袋啊！
甲：废话！你什么眼神儿啊？
乙：别生气，都是误会。
甲：怎么呢？
乙：因为我们跟你不一样。你是人。
甲：你们是鬼。
乙：no nono 我是羊肉串
丙：我是小菠菜
甲：怎么回事儿？
乙：我们都是您日常吃的食品。
甲：羊肉串儿？好！瞧 这烤肉串儿长得，跟羊蝎子似的。（指丙）你说你是？
丙：我是小菠菜。
甲：小菠菜？我看像大头鱼。……
乙：这回明白了吧？我们都是生活中最普通，最常见的食品。吃我吧。
合：吃我吧！吃我吧……
甲：别急呀，咱们一样一样的吃。（指乙）你，过来！让我啃两口。
丙：等等……
甲：怎么了？
丙：你要啃他，我可嫉妒。他是好东西吗？
甲：烤肉串儿不错啊。
丙：不错？ 会生病的
甲：这会生什么毛病？
丙：我告诉你，肉串长期腌制，能产生亚硝胺，致癌！肉串在高温下烧烤，脂肪滴在炭火上，再与蛋白质结合，就产生苯并芘，致癌！烧烤完了，肉的表面被烤焦了，能产生含烃物质，致癌！
甲：可我觉得它很好吃！
丙：那你吃吧！最好是天天吃，当饭吃，努力吃，大胆吃，吃不了半年，再看您这脑袋，就不是脑袋了。
甲：那这是？
丙： 瘤
甲：瘤！！！！！刚才还说这是土豆呢，这么会儿变瘤了。
丙：想变瘤吗？
甲：不想啊！
丙：我给你出个主意。（伸脑袋）吃我！
甲：不吃！我看这也像瘤。
丙：什么瘤？这是叶子。我是菠菜嘛。
甲：哦，菠菜叶。那可以吃点。
乙：你等等……
甲：怎么了？
乙：你吃他我嫉妒。
甲：你怎么也嫉妒啊？
乙：菠菜是好东西吗？
甲：听说能补铁呀！
乙：补铁呀？
甲：难道又跟传闻不一样！
乙：没错！说菠菜补铁，那是谣传。因为菠菜里有大量的草酸，它跟食物中的钙离子结合，变成不溶性的草酸钙，使食物中的钙不能被人体吸收利用。时间一长，您就缺钙了。草酸盐还阻碍食物中铁的吸收，您不但不能补铁，还得缺铁。又缺钙，又缺铁，时间一长，你的脑袋就软了。脑袋一软，那还是脑袋吗？
甲：咳！就别描了。……按你们这意思，我什么都不能吃？
乙：不！可以吃，少吃点不就完了吗。
甲：少吃点儿？
乙：比如说吃我吧，别全吃了，你啊，就吃这一耳朵。
丙：要吃我呀，就吃一鼻子。
甲：我明白了。就是多吃不宜，少食为佳。
乙：对了，像我们这样的还有呢。
甲：还有谁啊？
乙：还有我表姐松花蛋。
丙：我表妹小油条。
甲：这倒是挺配套。
乙：还有呢，什么味精、猪肝、咸鱼、酸菜、泡菜、罐头、巧克力、爆米花……还有鸡蛋，也得少吃。
甲：怎么鸡蛋也得少吃？
乙：鸡蛋吃多了，人体胆固醇积聚过多，导致营养过剩。时间一长，您这脑袋锃光瓦亮，就跟鸡蛋一样！
A: want to be healthy, don't panic, eat drink blind blind physical injury. Only respect science tell nutrition, to a solid body hard. ... ... ( whistle ) what happened? [ b, C columns along the abducted. ] B: one two one, one two one: This is what happened? B: one or two. In: one or two, three. B: huh? Where the " three "? C: three? ( take a) in this. A: don't count on me. C: you count is not strange, I know you! A: I know? C: ( nods) Yes, you and. A: potatoes? C: sure is the potato, you see this round ... ... Oh, head! A: nonsense! What your eyes? B: don't get mad, all a misunderstanding. A: how? B: because we didn't do that. You are the one. A: are you a ghost. B: no nono I is mutton string c : I am a little spinach A: what happened? B: we are your daily food. A: Lamb kebab? Good! Look at this kebab infants grow, with sheep scorpion like. ( a C) you say you are? C : I am a little spinach. A: small spinach? I look like twins. ... ... B : this time, understand? We are living in the most common, the most common food. Eat me. Alloy: eat me! Eat me ... ... A: don't hurry, we like to eat. ( a b ) you,! Let me two bites. C: and so on ... ... A: how? C: you want to bite him, I envy. He is the good stuff? A: kebab good ah. C: yes? Sick of this life: what's wrong? C: I tell you, long-term preserved meat string, can produce nitrosamines, carcinogenic! Skewer grill at high temperature, the fat droplets in a charcoal fire, then combined with proteins, produce carcinogenic benzopyrene! Barbecue is finished, the surface of the meat to be burnt, can produce carcinogenic hydrocarbon containing material! A: I think it is very delicious! C: that you eat it! It is best to eat every day, eat when the meal, try to eat, eat eat boldly, the first half of the year, to see your brain, is not a head. A: what is this? C: aneurysm A: tumor!!!!! Just said this is potato, so while the variable tumor. C: want to get in? A: don't want to ah! C: I give you a piece of advice. ( and head ) to eat me! A: don't eat! I think this is like tumor. C: what a tumor? This leaves. I am the spinach. A: Oh, the leaf of spinach. It can eat. B: you wait ... ... A: how? B: you eat him I envy. A: how do you jealous? B: spinach is the good stuff? A: I've heard iron! B: iron supplementation? A: is not the same with rumors! B: yes! Speak spinach iron, it is rumored. Because there are a large number of oxalate in spinach, with dietary calcium ion binding, become insoluble calcium oxalate, make food in the calcium can not be absorbed by the body. For a long time, you have a calcium deficiency. Oxalate also hinder food iron absorption, you will not be able to iron supplementation, also have iron deficiency. And calcium deficiency, and iron deficiency, for a long time, your head on the soft. Head of soft, that is the head? A: cough! Don't pick. ... ... According to the meaning, I have nothing to eat? B: no! You can eat, eat less not be over you. A: eat less? B: say eat me, don't eat all that, you ah, eat the ears. C: to eat me, have a nose. A: I understand. Is to eat it, eat less. B: Yes, we like and. A: who else ah? B: and my cousin egg. C: my cousin churros. A: it's very necessary. B: Yes, what MSG, pork liver, salted fish, sauerkraut, pickles, canned food, popcorn, chocolate ... ... There are eggs, also eat less. A: how eggs are also eat less? B: the egg to eat more, human cholesterol accumulation is overmuch, leading to excess nutrients. For a long time, your head down the squeaky clean, with eggs!
A: want to be healthy, do not panic, blind eat drink bodily injury blind. Only by respecting the science about nutrition, to be able to stout stiff. ... (Whistle) how is it children?
B, C Column Shun abducted on. 】
B: one hundred twenty-one of one hundred twenty-one
A: This is what happens?
B: One, two.
Together: one, two, three.
B: ah? Where's the "three" ah?
C: three? (Shot A) in this.
A: Do I have enumerated, ah
C: count is not strange, I know you!
A: know me?
C: (nodded) Yes, you are the potatoes.
A: potatoes?
C: Definitely potatoes, you see this round ... oh, head ah!
A: Nonsense! What your eyes going?
B: Do not be angry, all a misunderstanding.
A: how do?
B: because we are not like you. You are the man.
A: You are a ghost.
B: no no no lamb skewers
C: I have a small spinach
A: how is it children?
B: We are the foods you eat every day.
A: the lamb skewers children? Good! Look the kebab children grow, with Yang Xiezai like. (Referring to C) you say you are?
C: I have a small spinach.
A: small spinach? I look like a bullhead. ......
B: This time, understand? We are living in the most ordinary, the most common foods. Eat me.
Together: eat me! Eat me ...
A: Do not worry you, the same as we eat. (Referring to b) you up! I chew two.
C: and so on ...
A: how?
C: Do you want to bite him, I can be jealous. He is a good thing?
A: kebab children good ah.
C: Yes? Will be sick
A: This would give birth to what is wrong?
C: I tell you, the skewers the long-term pickled produce nitrosamines, carcinogenic! Skewers barbecue at high temperatures, fat dripping on the coals, and then combined with the protein generated benzopyrene, carcinogenic! Barbecue over the surface of the meat is burned to produce a hydrocarbon-containing substances, carcinogenic!
A: I think it is good to eat!
C: What do you eat! Best every day to eat, eat, eat hard, bold eat could eat half a year, look at your head, not his head.
A: Well, this is?
C: tumor
A: tumor! ! ! ! ! Just said this is potatoes, so a minute change tumor the.
C: want to change the tumor?
A: do not want to ah!
C: I'll give you an idea. (To stretch head) eat my!
A: Do not eat! I look like tumor.
C: What tumor? This leaves. I was spinach thing.
A: Oh, spinach leaves. That you can eat.
B: You ...
A: how?
B: you eat him I'm jealous.
A: how do you jealous ah?
B: Spinach is a good thing?
A: I heard that the iron it!
B: iron!?
A: Do any connection with the rumors do not like!
B: Yes! Said spinach iron, it was a rumor. Because there are a lot of oxalic acid in spinach, it combined with calcium in the food, into insoluble calcium oxalate and calcium in the food can not be absorbed by the body. Over time, your calcium deficiency. Oxalate also hinder the absorption of dietary iron, you not only can not iron, have iron deficiency. And calcium deficiency, iron deficiency, over time, your head is soft. The head of a soft or head?
A: Well! Do not describe. ... You mean I can not eat anything?
B: No! Can eat, eat less would be finished.
A: eat something?
B: for example, eat me, do not eat all that you eat this ear.
C: eat me, eat a nose.
A: I understand. Is to eat not Eat better.
B: Yes, we are.
A: Who?
B: My cousin Century egg.
C: my cousin fritters.
A: This is indeed very supporting.
B: There of what MSG, liver, salted fish, sauerkraut, pickles, canned food, chocolate, popcorn ...... there eggs have to eat less.
A: how the eggs have to eat less?
B: eggs, eat a lot of human cholesterol accumulation of excessive, leading to excess nutrients. Over time, your head Zeng light watt light, just like eggs!
(A)Want to be healthy, don't panic, eat blind blind drunk physical injuries. Only respect for Science talk about nutrition, can be as hard as nails very hard. …… (Whistle) what happened? "B, c columns turn along the path. "B: 121, 121: this is what happened? B: one or two. Collection: one, two or three. B: Yeah? But where's the "three"? C: c? (A) in this. A: don't count Ah I c: count the you would not be surprised, I know you! A: knows me? C: (NODS) Yes, you are potatoes. A: potatoes? C: potatoes, you look at the circle of the ... ... Oh and his head! A: nonsense! Eyes are you, son? B: don't be angry, misunderstood. A: what to do? B: because we like you. You are human. A: you are a ghost. B: no Nono lamb kebab I c: I am a little spinach: what happened? B: we are your daily food to eat. A: lamb kebab? Good! Look at that kebab was, Scorpion-like sheep. (C) you say you are? C: I am a little spinach. A: small spinach? I do like bullhead. …… B: that getting it back? We are living in the most normal, the most common food. Eat me. Collection: eat me! Eat me ... ... A: don't worry, as we like to eat. (B) you, come here! Let me eating two. C: wait ... .... A: what's up? C: you biting him, I'm jealous. He is good stuff? A: good kebabs. C: Yes? Sick: this is what's wrong with? C: I tell you, pork or beef with pickled long, can produce nitrosamines, carcinogens! Chicken barbecue at high temperature, fat dripping on the charcoal, and then combined with protein, benzopyrene, cancer! Finished BBQ, the meat was burnt on the surface of, can produce hydrocarbon substances, carcinogenic! A: I think it is very good! C: you eat! It is better to eat every day, eat, work to eat, daring to eat, eat half, then watch your head, not the head. A: this is? C: tumor: tumor!!!!! Just now also said that this is potato, so some tumors. C: do you want to be tumor? A: do not want to! C: I'll give you an idea. (Stretch head) eat me! A: do not eat! I look at this like a tumor. C: what kind of tumor? This is a leaf. I was spinach. A: Oh, spinach leaves. That you can eat. B: you and so on ... ... A: what's up? B: you eat he blows my mind. A: you envy? B: spinach is good stuff? A: heard that iron supplementation is! B: iron supplementation? A: is the same as hearsay does not! B: Yeah! That iron supplementation of spinach, it was rumored. Because there are large amounts of oxalic acid in spinach, combining it with calcium in the food into insoluble calcium oxalate, calcium cannot be absorbed by the food. A long time, you have calcium deficiency. Oxalate also impede absorption of iron in food, you will not only fail to iron, and iron deficiency. Calcium deficiency, iron deficiency, a long time, your head is soft. A soft head, and that was your head? A: AHA! Don't stroke. …… You mean I can't eat anything? B: no! You can eat, eat less do not have you. A: something to eat? B: eat me, don't-take-up, you, eat the ears. C: to eat well, I have a nose. A: I see. Is eating should not, eat less is better. B: Yes, also like we do. A: who else? B: there is my cousin songhuadan. C: my cousin small fried dough sticks. A: it's quite matching. B: and what else, what msg, pork liver, salted fish, sauerkraut, pickles, canned food, chocolate, popcorn ... ... There are eggs, eat less. A: How do you have to eat eggs? B: egg eating, excessive accumulation of cholesterol in the human body, leading to excess nutrients. A long time, your head zengguangwaliang, just like eggs!
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