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谢耳朵的座位In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm,& yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer,it’s directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there & there. it faces the televison at an angle that neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.

In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer, it’s directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.