老大，帮我翻译下面一段话。

Thanks you for your patronage，We sincerely hope that you would be fully satisfied with your purchases and wear them in comfort. All goods can be replaced free of charge from the original place of purchase and within a week of purchase using this card if defect or faulty was found. However, if the causes were manmade because of the washing instructions were not followed properly, which resulted in stains and colour fading, then we will refuse of any replacement.

楼上很多位(包括被推荐答案)都是机译，文法跟本完全不通!

很高兴能够帮到你，希望会满意，谢谢。
答案由【英语精英团】与【英语牛人圑】提供

Thank you for your patronage, I sincerely hope that you wear the comfortable, satisfied. Since the purchase goods within a week of the material such as found on or production process are defective, please with this card to buy store the original free replacement and new products. If because of the human factors, or failure to deal with and lead to washing labeled correctly defiled, faded, will not be entertained replacement.

Thank you for your patronage ！
We sincerely hope that it would comfortable and satisfied for you to wear our products.
If any quality problems found,you can use this card to change your products you have purchased for free within one week.
Problems caused by the human factors such as washing clothes without complying the washingsigns will not be acceptedtobereplaced.

上面这个是我自己翻译的

下面的是直接用谷歌翻译出来的
Thank you for yourpatronage andsincerely hope thatyou wearcomfortable andsatisfied.Commoditypurchaselessthanone weekif founddefectivematerialorproduction process,theuse of the Cardfreeofchargefrom the originalplace of purchaseto replacethenew.Markedas a result ofhuman factors,ornotwashingcorrectly handle theresult ofdefacement,fading,will not be acceptedtobereplaced

一般网页直接翻译都多少有点语法问题之类的。。。建议不要直接使用哦

希望能帮到你^_^

Thanks you for your patronage，We sincerely hope that you would be fully satisfied with your purchases and wear them in comfort. All goods can be replaced free of charge from the original place of purchase and within a week of purchase using this card if defect or faulty was found. However, if the causes were manmade because of the washing instructions were not followed properly, which resulted in stains and colour fading, then we will refuse of any replacement.

楼上翻译有些语法错误。
我的修正版，供您参考：
Thank you for your patronage and I sincerely hope that you are wearing comfortably and satisfied. If any defectives in materials or producing process of the commodity found within one week, you can take the card to the original place of purchasing and change a new one free of charge. If human factors or washing incorrectly caused the defacement or fading, you will not be entertained replacement.

Thank you for your patronage and I sincerely hope that you are wearing comfortably and satisfied. If any defectives in materials or producing process of the commodity found within one week, you can take the card to the original place of purchasing and change a new one free of charge. If human factors or washing incorrectly caused the defacement or fading, you will not be entertained replacement.