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1. memories of a goldfish , only seven seconds, seven seconds later, it'll face a new world.
2. In a Las Vegas casino without a clock.
3. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
4. When you stand on the upstairs to these people, and cry, the man looked up will open his mouth.
5. Even if no head, the cockroach also can live for 10 days.
6. If a man does not sleep more than ten days will die.
7. Mona Lisa has no eyebrows
8. The pig can't see the sky.
9. In Israel, if her husband doesn't make coffee , wife might divorce with her husband.
10. Hitler's mother was going to abortion,and she was stopped by the doctor. So, I want to tell everybody is that knowledge is power. You are never too old to learn.
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The memory is only 7 seconds, 7 seconds later, it is again facing a new world. las vegas gambling casinos. 3. there is no clock on the da vinci invented a pair of scissors. as you stand in the upstairs, and the people. the man looked up and will be opened his mouth. 5. if not, the cockroaches can live ten days. 6.一 man if you don't sleep more than ten days and 7. mona lisa. there were 8. the pigs could not see the sky.9. in israel, if her husband not to his wife make coffee, husband and wife may be divorced. 10. hitler's mother had abortions and the doctor to stop. therefore, i'd like to tell you, knowledge is power. to learn.

1. goldfish's memory only 7 seconds, 7 seconds later, it is also facing a whole new world. 2. Las Vegas casino did not clock. 3. Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. 4. When you stand upstairs and cries of the following persons, that person will be open when the rise of his mouth. 5. even without the head, cockroaches can live for 10 days. 6. a person who does not sleep more than ten days will be killed. 7. Mona Lisa has no eyebrows 8. Pigs can not see the sky. 9. In Israel, if the husband does not cook the coffee to his wife, the wife may divorce her husband. 10. Hitler's mother had intended to abortion, the doctor stopped. So, I want to tell you is that knowledge is power. Live and learn.

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