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Puzzling party
Today is Sunday.
"See again, I go to work go to."
"See again, mother."
The mother go to at work .
"Good boredom, have what matter can do?"
The laura turned over to turn over calendar.
"The good elephant is my birthday today."
The laura makes a phone call to invite her friend to attend her birthday party.
Tinkling, the door bell rang.
"How do you do!"
"Happy birthday, this be the birthday gift that I send to you."
"Thank."
"Happy birthday, this be the birthday gift that I send to you."
"Thank."
"Happy birthday, this be the birthday gift that I send to you."
"Thank."
"Let let's play together!"
"Good!"
The laura friends sings to have birthday song together.
"Wish your happy birthday ……"
Tinkling, the door bell rang again.
The mother came back from going off work and she saw laura and friends' party in home, feel very strange.
"What day is today ?"
"Today is a laura birthday!"
"Oh!Tomorrow is you of birthday"
"Ha ha ha!"
They are very happy today.