英语作文求助！

I in this holiday season, with Andy lau, zhang xinzhe younger brother play, such as I won the 100 billion, they all cried, can't pay me, I said, this small money, don't, later you told me when men, and go MaZi zhang flax, robbing and county where Mrs.
15 days, we came all the way to hemp bandits nests, but zhang MaZi again to rob a soup touts, I'll quit, immediately with a ShenWu commander-in-chief, align is a cannon, result DE China didn't ignition, I put it in inside, make the earth fry of explosion, I go to the universe.