求翻译一篇英语短文

The captain, I'm thirsty, I go there a store to buy a bottle of beer catechu Shuang. Buy water? we this line, never "buy".
The captain remains so handsome. The square, outsiders.
A middle-aged women look, took out a bottle of Sprite, side is a sweat, the weather is too hot.
The captain went straight to women, women like the grasslands of the Antelope is a lion's close, subconscious protection for the child.
In your hand? Captain still so concise. Snow. Sprite.
Women fear not knowing what to say.
Sprite? hmm! I can see is the captain suddenly into gasoline! a second shape, green surface tusk, let me also cannot help the cold war. Not.
No, comrades, baby thirsty, I bought the sprite.
Take over! Captain obstinately seized the sprite.
Small C, I think this is gasoline!, you have a taste. Curved in a outlet: Captain, is. ..
Sprite.
En? Captain eyes red, I hasten to drink the entire bottle of Sprite: is gasoline.
The captain back to the first form, the kindness and looked at his anger has dared not passionate women: next time, do not bring such a dangerous goods to the square. Also thirsty? small C.
Captain beaming at me.
No, I'm grateful to see the captain.
Oh, then go ahead and continue to patrol. I looked at a distance of women and children of the thirsty, the mood is very complex, very vague, but next Captain say, let me down.
还可以吧。。。

Captain, I'm thirsty, I go there shop to buy earthquake catechu is great.

Buy water? We this line, never "buy" things. Skipper is still so freely.

Square bustle, outsiders majority. A middle-aged woman's shape, are out a bottle of Sprite, is surrounded by a full head big sweat child, the hot weather.

The captain walked straight up to women, women like the grasslands antelope feel the lion's close, subconscious protection live the child.

What's that in your hand? The captain is so succinct.

Snow... Sprite... Women frighten not knowing what to say.

Sprite? Hum! I see is the gas! Captain got into the second form, QingMianLaoYa, let me also reminiscent of the cold war repeatedly.

No... No, comrade, children feel thirsty, I buy the Sprite.

Bring it! Captain not from cent say, take from Sprite.

Small C, I think this is the gas! , you taste.

Took one sip: captain, it was... Sprite.

HMM? The captain's eyes turned red, I hasten to drink bottles Sprite: is gasoline.

Captain restored the first form and kindness looked at full face anger and were afraid to let out of women: next time, don't take such dangerous goods come square now.

Also thirsty? Small C. Captain looking at me and smiling.

No, I gratefully watched captain.

Hehe, that go, continue to patrol.

I looked out at the women and the children and the mood was very thirsty complex, also very confused, but then the captain said word, let my firm down

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