高分求翻译，把下面的几个小鬼故事翻译成英文~

既然楼主能够辨识，我就回答了，希望lz多给点分。楼上均是机译，不完全或者狗屁不通的翻译。

标准翻译如下：

1.我一个人要乘出租车，司机问我:“你们两个要去哪里？”
I was getting on a taxi alone, and the driver looked upon me and asked, "where are you two up to?"
2.一人从车祸的现场走开，迎面有人拦住他：“咳!你的一只手还在车上呢”
A man was leaving from a car accident. Someone stopped him and said:" hey, don't forget your hand in the car!"
3.车开得飞快，一个老太婆趴在窗外看著我。
We were driving fast in the highway and I saw a hag staring at me right outside the window.
4.开摩托车接女朋友下班，后半夜有点凉，女友温柔的张开双手搂住我。
忽然她摸我脸：“冷吗？”
刚想接口，忽然发现腰际女友的双手一直没离开，啊！
I drove a motorbike to pick up my girlfriend. It was chilling in twilight. She embraced me with two hands around my waist. All of a sudden, she touched my face and asked: "yo, is it cold?"
I was about to say yes, but suddenly realized that both of her hands never took off from my waist. What the hell?
5.昨夜上网，朋友突然来敲我家窗户叫我出去玩~！正准备开窗说不去，才突然想起自己搬家了，从1楼搬到10楼~~ 那是谁啊？？
Last night when I was surfing the internet, my buddy knocked on my window and called me out for fun. I was about to say no, but suddenly realized that I just moved my house from the first floor to the tenth. Who the bloody hell is that guy?
6.午夜里，由噩梦中惊醒的我，看到哥哥坐在床边，轻轻地问我：“怎么了？”
我说：梦见一群抱着自己脑袋的鬼追我！
“是不是这样的？”说着，哥哥把他的头摘下来了。
It was in the midnight. I was awakened from a nightmare and found my elder brother sitting next to my bed. He asked me tenderly:" What's wrong?" I told him I had a dream where a bunch of headless ghosts were chasing after me.
"Was it like this?" He took off his head and smiled to me.
7.办公室的高层电梯只停15-30楼，在30楼工作的小F，一天加班到深夜后独自坐电梯下楼。
电梯每层都停下开门，门外没人，最后，停在了14楼
门外一白衣女子说：好挤哟，我也要进来......
The elevator in the office building only stops by F15 to F30. Fleur is working on the top floor, F30. One day in midnight, she took the elevator downstairs after working overtime.
She felt strange that the elevator stopped at each floor without anyone coming in. Eventually, it stopped at the 14th floor.
A girl in white stood in front of the door and said:" Can you guys squeeze a little bit? I wanna get in, too."

1.我一个人要乘出租车，司机问我:“你们两个要去哪里？”
1. I had to take a taxi driver asked me: "are you two going?"
2.一人从车祸的现场走开，迎面有人拦住他：“咳!你的一只手还在车上呢”
2. One from accident site go away, head on someone stopped him: "hey! One of your hands in the car?"
3.车开得飞快，一个老太婆趴在窗外看著我。
3. A car quick, an old woman prone on the window looking at me.
4.开摩托车接女朋友下班，后半夜有点凉，女友温柔的张开双手搂住我。
忽然她摸我脸：“冷吗？”
刚想接口，忽然发现腰际女友的双手一直没离开，啊！
4. Drive motorbike meet girlfriends to go off work, after midnight, a little cool girlfriend gentle open hands clasped her me.
5.昨夜上网，朋友突然来敲我家窗户叫我出去玩~！正准备开窗说不去，才突然想起自己搬家了，从1楼搬到10楼~~ 那是谁啊？？
5. Last night, Internet access, friends suddenly knock my window call I go out to play ~! Prepares to open the window said not to go, just suddenly think of yourself moving from one floor move to 10 building ~ ~? Who is it?
6.午夜里，由噩梦中惊醒的我，看到哥哥坐在床边，轻轻地问我：“怎么了？”
我说：梦见一群抱着自己脑袋的鬼追我！
“是不是这样的？”说着，哥哥把他的头摘下来了。
6. At midnight, the nightmare awakened, I saw my brother to sit in the bedside, slightly ask me: "how?"
I say: dreamed that a group of holding my head ghost chased me!
"Is that so?" Said, brother put his head off.
7.办公室的高层电梯只停15-30楼，在30楼工作的小F，一天加班到深夜后独自坐电梯下楼。
电梯每层都停下开门，门外没人，最后，停在了14楼
门外一白衣女子说：好挤哟，我也要进来......
7. The office of high-level elevator only stopped 15-30 floor, in 30 floor work of small F, day after work overtime late into the night alone sit elevator downstairs.
Elevator each layer is stopped, open the door, door nobody, finally, stopping at the 14th floor
Outside a lady in white said: it's crowded yo, I also come...

1.我一个人要乘出租车，司机问我:“你们两个要去哪里？”
I was taking a taxi by myself, the driver asked me," where're you two going?"

2.一人从车祸的现场走开，迎面有人拦住他：“咳!你的一只手还在车上呢”
A man crawled out of a crashed car, a man stopped him and said," dude, your hand is still in that fucking car."

3.车开得飞快，一个老太婆趴在窗外看著我。
I was driving at the speed of wind, suddenly i noticed that, an old lady proning on my window is staring at me.

4.开摩托车接女朋友下班，后半夜有点凉，女友温柔的张开双手搂住我。忽然她摸我脸：“冷吗？”
刚想接口，忽然发现腰际女友的双手一直没离开，啊！
i was driving me girlfriend home using my motorbike. It was a little chilly at midnight, my girlfriend held me with her gentle arms and all of a sudden she touched my face and asked," you cold?" The thing is, her hands have never left my waists!! AHHHHHHH!

5.昨夜上网，朋友突然来敲我家窗户叫我出去玩~！正准备开窗说不去，才突然想起自己搬家了，从1楼搬到10楼~~ 那是谁啊？？
Yesterday night, my friend pounded on my window to ask me out to chill. I was about to say that I don't wanna go. All of a sudden, I realized that i've moved from the first floor to the 10th... but who pounded on my window then?

6.午夜里，由噩梦中惊醒的我，看到哥哥坐在床边，轻轻地问我：“怎么了？”
我说：梦见一群抱着自己脑袋的鬼追我！
“是不是这样的？”说着，哥哥把他的头摘下来了。
At midnight, i was awakened by nightmares. My brother was sitting by my bedside and gently asked, " what's up?" I answered," i dreamed of a bunch of headless ghosts chasing me around!!" "Like this?" my brother replied and slowly took his head off.

7.办公室的高层电梯只停15-30楼，在30楼工作的小F，一天加班到深夜后独自坐电梯下楼。
电梯每层都停下开门，门外没人，最后，停在了14楼
门外一白衣女子说：好挤哟，我也要进来......
The elevator in the building where little F is working at only stops from F15 to F30. Little F, who works at F30, one night, was taking the elevator to down from F30. The elevator, as usual, stopped at every floor, but there was no one outside waiting to take the elevator. Eventually, it stopped at F14, there was a woman in white outside and she murmured,"shit, it's so packed here, I gotta go in there..."

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1.我一个人要乘出租车，司机问我:“你们两个要去哪里？”
I caught a taxi on my own, and the driver asks me,

I must ride the rental car, the driver ask me: “where your two can go to?”
A person gets out of the way from traffic accident's scene, front surface some people block him: “coughs! Your hand also on vehicle”
The vehicle starts very fast, an old lady lies prone outside the window looks at me.
Drives the motorcycle to meet the girlfriend to get off work, a little is late at night cool, the girlfriend gentle opens both hands to hold in the arms me. She traces my face suddenly: “cold?” Just thought the connection, discovered suddenly waist border girlfriend's both hands had not left!
Last night accessed the net, the friend knocked my family window to be called me suddenly to exit to play ~! Was preparing the windowing not to be able saying that only then suddenly remembered itself to move, who moved to 10 building ~~ that from 1st the floor is??
Midnight, I who awakens by the nightmare, saw elder brother sits in the bedside, asks me gently: “how?” I said: Dreams of a crowd to hold head's ghost to pursue me! “is such?”Was saying, elder brother picked down his head.
The office high-level elevator only stops 15-30 buildings, in 30 building work's small F, one day works overtime after the night, alone sits the elevator to go downstairs. Elevator each stops opens the door, wrong side of the door nobody, finally, stopped in 14 buildings A wrong side of the door white clothing female said: Good pushes, I must come in ......