万圣节的笑话，中文和英文。要少一点的。快，急，急，急！！！

1、What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher? Lots of blood tests!
2、Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine? Because he was having a coffin fit.
3、What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog? I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
4、Why wasn'tthere any food left after the monster party?' Cos everyone was a goblin.
5、Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich.
6、Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose? A bloodhound.
7、What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
8、What do skeletons always order at a restaurant? Spare ribs!
9、Who was the most famous French skeleton? Napoleon bone-apart.
10、Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.

英文 ： Why do witches use brooms to fly on？
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.。

中文 ： 为什么女巫骑着扫把飞行？

因为吸尘器太沉了。。。

有一天，我同学进了家门上挂着：西服30元，牛仔裤5元，T恤衫3元的店他急忙跑了进去，再进门的那一瞬间她看到店门口的那几个大字“干洗店”。

老师批评小学孩子作文写得干巴巴的，回家孩子把作文本扔水里了，家长问为什么啊。孩子说：老师说我作文干巴巴的。

火车上的乘客认为，装扮成僵尸的万圣节狂欢者实际上是一名谋杀的受害者。 他们感到震惊，因为他的手和脸上涂上了血迹。 因为他们怀疑犯规，火车上的乘客也叫警察，并提醒救护车。
当医护人员到达时，他们很快意识到这名24岁的男子在醉酒而不是死亡。 稍后警方登上火车，质疑男子，并要求他清除可怕的化妆品。 然后他被允许他继续他的火车回家。
官方警察发言人说：
'' 所以人们并不期望有人在火车上穿衣服。“
一个不归来的熟人说：
“我在火车上，我的朋友看起来和正常一样。 我不明白为什么他们打电话给当局。