有没有简单爆笑的英文笑话？最好可以带翻译。

1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。

One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。

Teacher: who just threw that?!
老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?

Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩：我!我现在要回家了。

2.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

Anydog, buildings can’t jump!
任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。

3.
What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?

A coin!
硬币。

4.
What has one eye but cannot see?
什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?

A needle.
针。

5.
Wife: “How would you describe me?”
妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?

Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife: “What does that mean?”
妻子：那是什么意思?

Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?

Husband: “I’m just kidding!”
丈夫：开个玩笑!