10.keep it real
认清现实,保持清醒
9.No one's ever regretted a tattoo
没人后悔纹过身
8.with foreign markets volatile,Now's a good time to invest in bonds
由于国外市场不稳定,现在是买债券的好机会
7.Go see "toy story 3",the toys are back in town
去看“玩具总动员3”吧,那些玩具又回来了
6.Always purchase music through authorized retailers that pay royalties to the artist
通过官方授权的零售店购买音乐,这是给歌手付版税
5.Don't get mixed up with drugs,gangs or oil executive
分清楚毒品,枪支和石油公司主管,别搞混了
4.remember the magic words:"Please","Thank you",and"step off,b##tch"
记住几个神奇的词语:“请”,“谢谢”和“b1ao子,滚开”
3.Money doesn't buy happiness,it buys crazy-ass happiness
钱买不到真正的幸福,但可以买到2B的幸福
2.If I sign something for you and I see it on Ebay,when you go home,I'm goona be under your bed.
如果我给你签过名,但你把它放在Ebay上开卖。你要是回到家,就会发现我在你的床底下
1.Don't waste your time watching the show
别把时间浪费在这节目上
怎们不直接看视频呢- -~~
身为姆哥的stan,一定要找翻译最NB的才有喜感啊~下面的视频带中文翻译 够NB
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/g9jehJ2tRJo/