英语高手快来！急急急！50分（所有家当）求助！

Who can help me get the following passage translation in English, I am going to show, thank you!
3 in the desert, an American, a Frenchman, a beijinger. Scorching, thirst, and clinking.
Suddenly they found in front of a bottle, American people ran to pick up a bottle caps, then open the light smoke from a bottle of drifting in the sky, a god, god spoke: "thank you put me from the bottle, I can meet you everyone three wishes!"
Americans say: "I want a million dollars!" Bang! One million dollars.
God say: "still can have two wishes."
Americans and then say: "give me a million dollars!"
Bang! And one million dollars.
God say: "still can have one."
Americans say: "well, ok, send me back to us!"
Phew... Americans quickly disappears.
God turned to the rest of the two said: "I still can meet every one of you three wishes."
When the French say: "I want a beauty!" The French left bosom appeared a beauty.
"I want a more beautiful than her beauty!" The French right arms and a more beautiful beauty.
"Well, ok, send me back to France!" Phew... The French quickly disappears.
Now, Beijing, Beijing's said: "I want a bottle of spirit erguotou!" In Beijing, the left hand holds a bottle of spirit erguotou,
"I have a bottle of spirit erguotou!" In Beijing, and holding a right spirit erguotou.
"You can have a wish!" And god said.
Beijing looked at his spirit erguotou and wanted to "the two bottles of spirit erguotou I a person also can't drink it out." Beijing, so to god had said: "I give the two back!" Phew... The americans and the French back to the desert. They depressed!
Three people continue to go forward, they saw a bottle, americans have picked up, opened the bottle caps, and have a smoke drifting out from the bottle in the sky, there was a god, then, god says: "thank you put me from the bottle, I am the god's brother, I have my brother's mana, I can meet you two wishes everybody."
Now, the americans and the French, who also refused to talk to recall, fear, and they make Beijing first time, said Beijing wanted to think, say unto god: "give me a bottle of spirit erguotou!" Phew..., Beijing has a hand, beijingers spirit erguotou drank, should say what wishes, and thought for a moment, he said to god, "well, ok, you go!"
Phew... God immediately disappear. American, French dumbfounded.