哪位英语高人帮忙翻译一下？

Who is rice mother? Is the flower, because of shelled peanut.who is rice daddy? Is the butterfly, because the butterfly loves the flower.who is Grandma rice? Is the puffed rice, because both holds the rice and to hug the flower.

这个翻译 成英语的话 就要把 米， 花，和花生米改成其他的英语单词才行
我可以说
我想一个没有水平的英语一句
Whoes son is the most popular that people always mention?
The little bitch's.
because son of a little bitch!
谁的儿子总是被人提起？ 小X子的
因为人们常说 X子养的！
son of a little bitch 是外国不少人常用的口头禅

M's mother who is? Is spent, because the peanuts.
M's father, who is? And butterflies, because Dielianhua.
M grandmother who? Is the popcorn, because both hold off too meters also hold flowers.

这个~~~
貌似用英语翻译就失去了原来中文的双关含义，所以，没法准确的翻译

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